Weekends Are For Kids

Posted by Michael K. | Filed under Weekends Are For Kids

It seems that our new son, Christian, is creating a good deal of confusion in the house. Take last week, for example, when I was driving home from church with Joshua and Andi. An Abbott and Costello routine errupted in the back seat.

Joshua: We were at church with Christians.

Andi: Christian’s at home.

Joshua: No – all the Christians. Not Christian.

Andi: Christian’s a baby.

Joshua: Not Christian, CHRISTIANS! I’m a Christian.

Andi: You’re Joshua. And I’m Andi!

Joshua: We’re all Christians. You, me, and Daddy. (I chose a different time to try and reinforce the theological difficulties of Joshua’s statements at this point).

Andi (now starting to sob): I don’t want to be Christian. I’m a big girl. I’m Andi.

Joshua: ARRRRRGGHHH!

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  1. Krissy Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    That gave me a good laugh!!! One for the books for sure!

  2. Nanette Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Laughed out loud at that one! Poor Andi as the little/big sister who wants to understand and poor Joshua as the big brother who got frustrated at the end!

  3. Steve Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    These posts are great! I laughed out loud on this one as well. Sooo funny.

  4. Michael K. Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Thanks guys. Let’s hope they get it straight before too long.

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